Just imagine if your phone got to wear ‘The Mask’. I am not talking about any random mask or those fancy phone covers. This is THE MASK, the big daddy of all masks – that ugly green thing that turned Stanley Ipkiss into a superhero. It even helped Milo to give those bad guys some sweet chin music. Imagine what it will do to you?
To its loving parents
You guys are real lucky – the ones who takes care of your phone like a baby. You dress it up clean it regularly, style it up, keep them by your side always and may be give it nice little kisses some time. It will surely be your pet and do whatever you want it to do. Going by your nature you are very unlikely to ask something weird and land yourself into trouble. So, have a good time playing with your masked phone; should I say, pet.
To the Young Geeks
Sorry brothers! I know you are the ones who bring life into the normal phones but your phone is not gonna spare you if it gets masked. For God’s sake you do weird things to it. It will surely wish to avenge the exploitation and humiliation. I cannot imagine what it will be up to but remind you that ‘Revenge is a dish better served cold’. So, don’t mistake its initial dormancy. Stay alert!
To the Looooooong distance relationship guys
This is a curious case and depends on the nature of your phone. If its a little Shakespearean it may help you in all possible ways. If it is just fed up of your silly talks, tantrums and unnecessary but prolonged fights, you better save yourself than ask for help.
To the Gaming addicts
The first thing your masked phone will tell you will be – “Take your bloody hands off me. I am dying to have some rest”. Please do something else for some time. It may even say, “Enough of me becoming a toy. Now, its your turn!”. Now, you wonder what its gonna play? Angry Birds? Oh. No! Its world cup time. So, what about FIFA?
To the ‘No time for Phones’ guys
Ignorance is very painful when you are on the receiving side. You treated your phone like trash and one day you realize it has got super powers and you show a smiley face with a wave of hand expect something dreadful in return. Come on! You gotta give some time to the phone too.
Better you keep these things in mind. What if your phone really get masked some day? Be prepared and always be nice to your phone. What if your phone i.e Asus Zenfone 5 came with “The Mask”.
Hi Sarvesh, very interesting post! If my phone could talk, it would probably be shouting at me for dropping it from the window!lol My iPhone is still fine though. It remains unscathed even though if fell from about six-foot window sill.